i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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