u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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