Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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