party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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