I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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