DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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