sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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