Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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