we have officially lost it.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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