And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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