Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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