soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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