that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Randomize
