I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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