super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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