You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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