We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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