Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
