school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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