When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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