if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
BRING THE BAGELS
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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