I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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