i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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