anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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