Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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