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i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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