Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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