man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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