I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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