the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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