I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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