did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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