Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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