You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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