idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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