i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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