Where are you?
In a non slutty way
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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