Whats the glycemic index on semen?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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