I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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