member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
bring money and cleavage
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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