Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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