Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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