happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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