these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
