I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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