capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize