I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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