maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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