Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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