So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Found your dick twin last night
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Boobs are out for the taking
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Randomize
