and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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