Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Randomize
