Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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