Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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