Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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